I really, really hate my computer!
My computer is driving me wild
Before I ever used this machine
My nature was always quite mild
But now that the Apple has entered my life
With all of its bells and whistles
I’ve outgrown my purse. Again. Every birthday I add three pounds to my hips and four to my handbag. I’ve yet to find a solution for lightening my load.
I started with a clutch, went to a handbag, then a tote and now I carry a body bag in o.....