I really, really hate my computer!
My computer is driving me wild
Before I ever used this machine
My nature was always quite mild
But now that the Apple has entered my life
With all of its bells and whistles
Learning to send an attachment
Compares to sending out missiles.
The icons, keyboard and mouse are confusing
I’d like nothing better than to find it amusing
But each time I try another new feature…
My Mac turns into a horrible creature.