10 Reasons Why Every Writer Needs a Dog
No, I'm not talking about a dog of a story, I'm talking about the yapping, tail wagging, love you forever kind of friend that writers should not be without. However, in deference to all my kitty-loving friends I must admit that some cats have been able to capture the same wonderful traits found in dogs.
Katie is my baby…well, she's actually a Bichon Frise, but as far as I'm concerned she's my baby. She loves me unconditionally, pines for me when I go out and jumps for joy when I return. Okay my husband loves me, but he doesn't miss me if I spend hours at the mall (actually he's glad he wasn't asked to come) nor does he jump for joy when I return.
Katie is thrilled with a piece of bologna…, husband, not so thrilled.
Katie is content to sit in my lap for hours on end while I work…husband prefers to watch ballgame (any kind)
Now that you've got the picture, I'll tell you the truth. Sweet adorable little Katie is a replacement dog. She was adopted from a rescue center after my first Bichon died at the ripe old age of 18. My first dog was Brandi, and she was every bit as loving as Katie (it's a dog thing) After I lost her, I was heartsick, could not write and cried at the drop of a hat. I was wearing my sadness like a plastic raincoat that has no warmth and leaves no room to breathe. As enveloped in this sadness as I was, I simply could not bring myself to go to a breeder or pet shop and pick out a dog to replace my Brandi, yet I missed the companionship more than words (even a writer's words) can tell.
I finally wriggled out of my own sorrow and decided that if I could no longer have MY dog, I could at least give a less fortunate pooch a home. I found Katie through an internet adoption site and applied for her. Thus we became Mistress and Dog. While Brandi was fluffed, puffed and adorable, poor little Katie came to me shaved, newly fixed and looking like she'd just escaped a concentration camp …how could I not compare this scraggly creature to the adorable dog I'd just lost? But God in His wisdom gives dogs something that people sometimes lack…the ability to keep on trying to win your heart regardless of rejection. Within the week I was hers. Now I can't imagine my life without her. Oh she's not Brandi, and I know longer expect her to be. I love this feisty little rescue dog who of her own free will leaped into my lap as I sat at the computer, and stayed there. Quite obviously she knew more about love than I did…but I'm learning. Now Katie is as much a part of me as an arm or a leg; and I wouldn't change her any more than she'd change me.
Now, here are the 10 REASONS WHY EVERY WRITER NEEDS A DOG
1) A Dog needs to pee, so you are forced to periodic breaks from the computer.
2) A Dog happily listens to that revised manuscript as many times as you want to read it.
3) On a cold afternoon a dog in your lap keeps you warmer than a space heater.
4) A Dog does not expect you to actually cook dinner…a slice of bologna or take out is fine.
5) Although you can paper your walls with rejection letters, your dog still thinks you're better than Jodi Picoult, Anne Tyler, or Sara Gruen.
6) A dog doesn't punch a time clock, they'll keep you company for as long as you work.
7) A dog will join you in a lazy day nap, or stay in bed beside you if you're sick.
8) A dog will prevent you from getting fat (they get half of every cookie!)
9) A dog eliminates the need for a doorbell.
10) A dog will teach you what unconditional love actually is.
But a word of warning…once you fall in love with a dog it is a forever thing! I know. Trust me, I know!